Top 10 reasons why working at the Chicago Fed rocks:

So, today was my first day on the job:

• The cafeteria has bright pretty colors, cheap yummy food, and Appel-style conveyor belt tray returns.
• There is a gym upstairs. And a masseuse comes by once a week.
• There is a candy & snacks shop. You could charge stuff with your ID card. This could get dangerous.
  
• The building is open 24/7, so I could potentially work 9p-5a.
• “Business casual” attire means I saw at least one guy wearing jeans and one girl wearing a tank top today.
• I love my wireless keyboard and mouse.
  
• People nap in the lounge. Although you could watch the plasma TV instead.
• Federal holidays: who doesn't want to observe President's Day?
• My supervisors all have PhDs, and are accordingly adroit.
• My coworkers discuss NPR and spamming techniques at lunch.
• I'm within walking distance to tons of restaurants, bars, theaters and concerts after work.