Signs that you are no longer a recent college grad

• Your friends have all abandoned AIM for Gchat.
• Going to bed at 10 pm no longer seems crazy early.
• Quarter cards : People handing out flyers on sidewalks :: A capella groups : rappers on trains
• When a card gets passed around for signing, it's not for a birthday, but for the birth of a baby.
• You pay for housing when you go back to college for visits.
• When you fall asleep in the library, a security guard taps you on the shoulder and asks if you're okay.
• Instead of comparing GPAs, you compete with your friends over who has a better credit score.